Soft Opening

by Gentle Bender

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    2013 Soft Opening cassette. Running time ~16min

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First EP (c) 2013
WE CHANGED OUR NAME!!!
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released July 12, 2013

recorded, mixed, and mastered by Andrew Grosse

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Track Name: That Dog Look Like Air Bud
that there is a dog
who look like air bud, who play basketball real good for a dog
that dog look like air bud
Track Name: My Own Satellite
i'm my own
satellite
i'm my own
satellite

more than just a blinky light, I just put myself in flight
everybody watchin tv's gonna get a show tonight

i'm my own
satellite
i'm my own
satellite

not a star but really high, bustin moves across the sky
all my threads are solar baby, foil never looked so fly
Track Name: Bows Get You Boned
bows get you boned have you noticed before?
you were hot already but now even more
bows in your hair and even your shoes
bows get you boned and i know that it's true
bows get you boned
put a bow in your hair and walk down the street
boys look at you like you're somethin to eat
polka dots, stripes, it don't gotta match
use the power bait who knows what you'll catch
bows get you boned
hey needles
yeah
hey needles
yeah
needles
what
bows get you boned now let's go and screw
Track Name: Frank Might Feel It
i'll never find out what the oh is about
if he finds it up there, frank's gonna freak out
i gotta watch out, frank's weiner got doubts
if he finds it up there he is gonna pull out

oh my god i can't conceal it
i'm terrified cause frank might feel it
what would i do i could never heal it
holy god frank might feel it
Track Name: Grampas Die
hi heard your grampa died
but it's alright
he was such a great guy
guys they live shorter lives
don't get to say bye
but please don't cry
cause grampas die
grammas have costume jewely
they dye their hair
they play the slots
they call the shots
grammas like pizza kitchen
grammas are freakin bitchen
grammas
Track Name: Mornings 4 Suckers
mornings for suckers, we sleep right through them
we don't go out until late at night
we don't get home until morning light
you do it wrong and we do it right
na na na

mornings for suckers, we sleep right through them
we like the moon we think it's alright
we like the stars cause they're not so bright
we like the sun when it's out of sight
na na na