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Soft Opening

by Gentle Bender

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    2013 Soft Opening cassette. Running time ~16min

    Includes unlimited streaming of Soft Opening via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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that there is a dog who look like air bud, who play basketball real good for a dog that dog look like air bud
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i'm my own satellite i'm my own satellite more than just a blinky light, I just put myself in flight everybody watchin tv's gonna get a show tonight i'm my own satellite i'm my own satellite not a star but really high, bustin moves across the sky all my threads are solar baby, foil never looked so fly
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bows get you boned have you noticed before? you were hot already but now even more bows in your hair and even your shoes bows get you boned and i know that it's true bows get you boned put a bow in your hair and walk down the street boys look at you like you're somethin to eat polka dots, stripes, it don't gotta match use the power bait who knows what you'll catch bows get you boned hey needles yeah hey needles yeah needles what bows get you boned now let's go and screw
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i'll never find out what the oh is about if he finds it up there, frank's gonna freak out i gotta watch out, frank's weiner got doubts if he finds it up there he is gonna pull out oh my god i can't conceal it i'm terrified cause frank might feel it what would i do i could never heal it holy god frank might feel it
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Grampas Die 01:14
hi heard your grampa died but it's alright he was such a great guy guys they live shorter lives don't get to say bye but please don't cry cause grampas die grammas have costume jewely they dye their hair they play the slots they call the shots grammas like pizza kitchen grammas are freakin bitchen grammas
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mornings for suckers, we sleep right through them we don't go out until late at night we don't get home until morning light you do it wrong and we do it right na na na mornings for suckers, we sleep right through them we like the moon we think it's alright we like the stars cause they're not so bright we like the sun when it's out of sight na na na

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First EP (c) 2013
WE CHANGED OUR NAME!!!
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released July 12, 2013

recorded, mixed, and mastered by Andrew Grosse

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